It’s been awhile since I last blogged, but I have my reasons. Mainly Christmas. Exhaustion, perhaps. Rather, the kind of exhaustion that comes with extreme laziness, which I have also been experiencing as of late. Which is definitely the direct result of having no structured schedule of any sort. You’d think extended time off would make for bliss and joy, yet it has only led to my personal discomfort and despair. What am I to do with the rest of my life?
Make karaoke vlogs with my fellow fabulous bloggers, that’s what. (My 16-year-old self [above] visibly displayed doubts about her future after high school, but look where she ended up. The interwebs. Side note: I distinctly remember asking the woman who took these idiotic cap and gown pictures if I looked like a moron. She said I looked great. Thanks.)
I digress wholely. You might recall last month’s go-round at the vlogring, which was show tune-themed. Lots of happy melodies with la-dee-das, hand claps and frolicking about. This month is f*cking different. Pardon my language– I tend not to use words more offensive than “poop” or “butt” around here, because I try to appeal to a wide variety of readers, and I’d also like to be seen as responsible and wholesome to potential employers. But this month’s theme just so happens to be the opposite of the show tuneyness because our song choices must include the word “f*ck.” Ooooh, fun. I was hesitant to join in because of my blog’s language limitations, but then I said f*ck it. Anyone who would stop reading my blog/not employ me because I use the dirty word doesn’t sound like someone I’d want to entertain/be employed by.
But it certainly helps that I get to host a blogger who made an excellent song choice. Meet Lorraine from Late to the Party. Below, she sings for us a little bit of Maroon 5. I love Maroon 5. (What female doesn’t love Maroon 5?) Lorraine rocks it with hooker heels, sunglasses at night and mad video editing skills. Thank you, dear Lorraine, for keeping it both audibly and visually entertaining.
So without further f*cking ado (how’s that for an intro, Lor?), here’s the lovely Lorrain with Maroon 5’s “Makes Me Wonder.”
UPDATE: I’m a little bitter after making a million attempts to succesfully record and upload a video for this month’s round only for the video to be lost somewhere on the interwebs. So you can watch my video here, instead. Because I’m a big loser. Check out the master list at Sara Swears A Lot for more fun. Ugh… going to bed now.