As you know, during my time of solitude last week, I got down to business making plans, cleaning shower curtains, and drinking boxed wine. (It’s making a comeback, guys. The boxes are prettier now.) During that time, I was also productive in goal-setting for this here blog. So, like any blogger looking for fame overnight, I created a Facebook page for Witty Title Here.
And in less than 24 hours, it’s already received 65 likes. I’m surprised I haven’t already gotten a call from Sarah Silverman herself. (When I watch her routine, she’s kinda stuck in my head for awhile. I’m thinking in addition to her blurbing my eventual book that will be both poignant and hilarious, I’ll play the younger, not at all Jewish version of Sarah in Jesus is Magic‘s sequel, Jesus is Still Magic. It only makes sense.)
I’ve also added swanky new social media icons to the blog courtesy of Lindsay at Shrimp Salad Circus and a button courtesy of moi.
Anyway, the good news is now Sarah Silverman and all my other readers can stay up-to-date with my blog on the world’s best and most soul-crushing social networking site, as well as keep up with the thoughts I have throughout the day that are definitely not worth blogging about, but are by all means worth reading on Facebook if you’re already willing to put up with 473 other people’s thoughts. So please, if you haven’t already (and I love you if you have), do me a favor and go “like” Witty Title Here on Facebook so I look even cooler than I already am?
Once I reach 100 likes—setting high standards for myself here—I’ll announce a new series of posts that I’m pretty excited about. I think you’ll enjoy them, too. What’s fun about this secret series is I plan to make my readers (and non-readers… who will become readers… mwahaha) a part of it. That (and more!) to come.
Here’s to not questioning your newfound sense of motivation when it finally comes along.